Hello gorgeous, I'm Esme!

Multi-passionate entrepreneur and productivity nerd.

Creating handy resources I wish I’d had sooner.

Hello gorgeous,

I'm Esme!

Multi-passionate entrepreneur and productivity nerd.

Creating handy resources I wish I’d had sooner.

Welcome to my sweary little corner of the internet, where profanity meets productivity.

Welcome to my sweary corner of the internet, where profanity meets productivity.

 

 

I write. A lot.

I swear. A lot.

I don’t swear to be edgy or to try and fit in with the bro communities. I swear because I’m human, and I can. “Gosh darn it” just isn’t the same as “for fucks sake.”

I’m passionate about the things I know, and I love writing about them (at length).

And yes, there will likely be swearing in my posts & newsletters (read = there will be swearing throughout).

Words excite me (even sweary ones).

Sharing knowledge is my happy place.

I write about operational efficiency, productivity, content management, email marketing, project management, apps & programs, and the usual entrepreneurial handbook must-haves.

I’m not about the generic, vague, or cryptic posts that don’t help you do what you want. I either write for entertainment (here’s all the things I did wrong, laugh at me), or I write for education (here’s how I did this thing, steal it), usually a combination of both.

So if you want a full walkthrough of how to use three Carrd websites to create a custom newsletter onboarding, or how to make sure all your online writing is accessible, among other things, I’ve got you covered.

If that sounds like your cup of go-go juice, it’s great to have you, take your shoes off, and get comfy!

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Again, it gets a bit sweary, so if that’s not your jam, totally scroll on past! Wanna know more before you sign up? I got you!

Start where you are,
use what you have,
do what you can

Arthur Ashe

Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can

Arthur Ashe

Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can

Arthur Ashe