Hello gorgeous, I'm Esme!

Multi-passionate entrepreneur and productivity nerd.

Creating handy resources I wish I’d had sooner.

Hello gorgeous,

I'm Esme!

Multi-passionate entrepreneur and productivity nerd.

Creating handy resources I wish I’d had sooner.

Welcome to my sweary little corner of the internet, where profanity meets productivity.

Welcome to my sweary corner of the internet, where profanity meets productivity.

 

 

I write. A lot.

I swear. A lot.

I don’t swear to be edgy or to try and fit in with the bro communities. I swear because I’m human, and I can. “Gosh darn it” just isn’t the same as “for fucks sake.”

I’m passionate about the things I know, and I love writing about them (at length).

And yes, there will likely be swearing in my posts & newsletters (read = there will be swearing throughout).

Words excite me (even sweary ones).

Sharing knowledge is my happy place.

I write about operational efficiency, productivity, content management, email marketing, project management, apps & programs, and the usual entrepreneurial handbook must-haves.

I’m not about the generic, vague, or cryptic posts that don’t help you do what you want. I either write for entertainment (here’s all the things I did wrong, laugh at me), or I write for education (here’s how I did this thing, steal it), usually a combination of both.

So if you want a full walkthrough of how to use three Carrd websites to create a custom newsletter onboarding, or how to make sure all your online writing is accessible, among other things, I’ve got you covered.

If that sounds like your cup of go-go juice, it’s great to have you, take your shoes off, and get comfy!

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I have a newsletter Too!

Again, it gets a bit sweary, so if that’s not your jam, totally scroll on past! Wanna know more before you sign up? I got you!

Start where you are, use what you have, do what you can

Arthur Ashe